PrintSeptember 7, 2007
The Schumer Without a Country (a poem)
Philip Nolan Schumer
Is the name I'd give
To the vicious New York Senator.
Should he not choose to live
On board a ship
Way out at sea
And never again know
This democracy?
"The Man Without a Country"
Is the perfect map
To chart the course
For this sneering sap.
Look it up on Google
If you don't know the story.
You will agree
That this sort of glory,
This merited exile,
Is the well deserved fate
Of this American troop hating
Reprobate.
As a lip-curling partisan antagonist
He's free to leave. He won't be missed.
Mimi Evans Winship
