I'm a Believer
(With apologies to The Monkees and dedicated to Senator Barbara Boxer - Ma'am)

I bought into Al Gore's climate fairy tales,
Meant for tin-hat lemmings just like me;
Al was out to get me,
With his scary themes,
Disappearing icecaps haunted my dreams.

Then I got the faith, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm with Al, I'm a believer
I couldn't see truth if I tried

Climategate is such a very little thing,
Meaningless to moonbats just like me;
Deniers are such liars,
That's the way it seems,
Dumping stolen emails on Al's schemes.

But I've got the faith, I'm a believer
Not a trace of light enters my mind
I'm with Al, I'm a believer
I couldn't see truth if I tried.

I thought global warming was a given thing,
Seems the more I give the more Al's got;
What's the chance he's lyin,'
All for his own show,
When he's needin' heat waves he gets snow.

But I still got faith, I'm still a believer
Still no trace of doubt in my mind
I'm with Al, I'm a believer
I really don't care if he lied.

Russ Vaughn