November 27, 2010
		Black Friday Door Buster; Let me in line or I'll shoot you
The  feeding frenzy known as the Black Friday Door Buster never ceases to  amaze. Those once in a lifetime deals that retailers dangle like a piece  of meat in a tank full of piranha have a way of bringing out the worst  in some people. 
Thursday  night in the great liberal bastion of Madison, Wisconsin (the San  Francisco of the Mid-West) hundreds of shoppers were lined up in front  of the Toys “R” Us store at the West Towne Mall when 21 year-old Lanessa  Lattimore tried to sneak into line. WMTV reports:
Nichole Retallick says she confronted Lattimore and that’s when things got serious.“We just kind of got into an argument and then she decided that she was going to tell me that she was going to her car and get a gun and shoot me in the face,” said Retallick.
Ms. Retallick  had been waiting in the incredibly long line for what must have seemed  like an eternity when Lattimore tried to breach the line.
“I knew no one else would say anything, everyone just kind of looked and let her go, I’m not the kind of person to just get stepped on like that,” said Retallick.
When the  police arrived they questioned the shoppers and according to Ms.  Retallick 15-20 people who had witnessed the confrontation came forward  to back up her story. The incident report filed by the Madison Police  Department states that:
On 11/26/10, several hundred shoppers were waiting in line for the Toys “R” Us store to open when a 21-year-old woman attempted to move to the front of the line.She was confronted by numerous shoppers and in turn she made threats to retrieve a gun and shoot the shoppers.No gun was found and the suspect was arrested for disorderly conduct and taken to the Dane County Jail.
Lattimore  denies that she tried to cut into line and further denied that she had  made any threats claiming that she does not have a gun. Lattimore said  “I don’t do violent acts, I’m not a violent person” and she added that  “I just feel like I’m being, in a way, victimized.” 
On a positive  note I would like to report that I witnessed no pushing, shoving,  threats, rude behavior, long lines or unpleasantness during my Black  Friday shopping this year…on line.
November 27, 2010




