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                    December 9, 2010
		Seasons Greetings from your friends in law enforcement
Among  the many cherished holiday traditions in many states (including the  cash strapped Democratic stronghold of Illinois) is a special program  known as ‘traffic grant.’ With the hustle and bustle of the holiday  season our friends in government have found a way to help keep us safe  by increasing the number of law enforcement officers on patrol.
You may have  already personally benefited from ‘traffic grant’ or perhaps you may  have noticed a larger than normal number of police cars on the road with  their lights flashing in the best holiday tradition. ‘Traffic grant’ is  a wonderful holiday program in which certain municipalities receive  state funding (your tax dollars) to pay each officer who volunteers one  overtime shift per week between Thanksgiving and New Year‘s. This is a  nice holiday bonus for local law enforcement officers and because many  of them spend this bonus money on Christmas shopping it is good for the  economy as well, a win-win program.
Even in these  troubled times of high unemployment and state budgetary shortfalls there  is always enough money to fund ‘traffic grant’ because it is all about  public safety during the holiday season. ‘Traffic grant’ is not  necessarily a win-win for the overburdened tax payers who are funding  the program because this holiday tradition relies on a ‘quota’ system.  Don’t bring this up if you are stopped for a minor traffic offense,  because the police get a bit testy when confronted by this deep dark  secret.
The officers  who participate in ‘traffic grant’ are required to write at least one  ticket per hour. Yes, that is correct, they must write one ticket per  hour. So if you are out in the old family sleigh and officer friendly  has gotten behind because all of the good folks on the road have been  obeying the law, be careful. In a program that smacks of entrapment you  and yours could get a special lesson in holiday program funding.
December 9, 2010
 



