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Captain Fraud - American Thinker

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September 17, 2005

Captain Fraud

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Captain Fraud

I am Captain Fraud
And I am, by gawd,
Captain of Cambodia.

With my lucky hat,
From a spy, at that,
I stormed into Cambodia.

Jingling three purple hearts,
Three bandaids apart,
I spent Christmas in Cambodia.

With camera and gall
I reenacted all
My exploits in Cambodia.

My fantasy, "seared" in memory,
Will end with me in the presidency,
President of Cambodia.

For I'm Captain Fraud,
And remain, by gawd,
The Liar of Cambodia.

Gene Neary
Captain,
USS Fantasy

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